1 00:00:02,102 --> 00:00:03,837 ♪ MTV ♪ 2 00:00:25,792 --> 00:00:28,396 You two are idiots, so I'm gonna do the whole group 3 00:00:28,496 --> 00:00:30,097 science project by myself. 4 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:31,965 You just stand there and do nothing. 5 00:00:31,966 --> 00:00:33,499 Uh, OK. 6 00:00:34,501 --> 00:00:36,035 Yeah, nothing is cool. Yeah. 7 00:00:37,338 --> 00:00:39,672 I'm demonstrating the effect of rocket payload 8 00:00:39,673 --> 00:00:41,173 on the trajectory of the-- 9 00:00:41,174 --> 00:00:43,543 The rocket is my wiener. 10 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:49,181 Never mind. 11 00:00:49,182 --> 00:00:51,418 I'm gonna put the model rocket engine in. 12 00:00:51,518 --> 00:00:53,152 And then I attach these wires, 13 00:00:53,153 --> 00:00:54,821 and then I press the button to launch. 14 00:00:54,822 --> 00:00:56,122 Yeah, and then there's fire. 15 00:00:56,123 --> 00:00:58,158 Yeah. 16 00:00:58,159 --> 00:00:59,458 Wait. 17 00:00:59,459 --> 00:01:02,094 I have to go inside to get my scientific calculator. 18 00:01:02,095 --> 00:01:04,164 Don't touch anything, 19 00:01:04,264 --> 00:01:06,265 especially the rocket engine. 20 00:01:06,266 --> 00:01:09,169 It could explode and blow your fingers off. 21 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:13,440 Let's launch my butt. 22 00:01:13,540 --> 00:01:14,642 Yeah. 23 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:16,375 We're gonna science. 24 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:19,712 Here we go. 25 00:01:19,713 --> 00:01:22,081 Just tape that on there. 26 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:24,049 I'll just attach the wires and press the button. 27 00:01:24,050 --> 00:01:25,084 Oh, yeah. 28 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:28,387 My butt's going to space. 29 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:33,158 It didn't launch, Butt-Head. 30 00:01:33,159 --> 00:01:35,595 Maybe we need to tape it to my schlong. 31 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:37,263 Oh, yeah. 32 00:01:37,264 --> 00:01:38,598 That's a good idea. 33 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:39,966 Yeah. 34 00:01:39,967 --> 00:01:41,234 Yeah, it's gonna be cool. 35 00:01:45,239 --> 00:01:46,272 Damn it. 36 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:47,573 This sucks. 37 00:01:47,574 --> 00:01:50,311 I think this thing is broken or something. 38 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:52,244 Doesn't sound like it's broken. 39 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:54,446 I wonder why it didn't blow off my schl-- 40 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:56,649 Whoa! 41 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:57,751 Did you hear that? 42 00:01:57,752 --> 00:01:59,218 Something sounded cool. 43 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:02,922 Uh, Beavis, 44 00:02:02,923 --> 00:02:04,323 your ear blew off. 45 00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:06,625 What? 46 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:08,595 I said, your ear blew off. 47 00:02:08,596 --> 00:02:09,897 What? 48 00:02:09,997 --> 00:02:12,232 I said, your ear blew off. 49 00:02:12,332 --> 00:02:14,033 Sorry, Butt-Head, I can't hear you. 50 00:02:14,034 --> 00:02:16,002 My ear blew off. 51 00:02:18,338 --> 00:02:20,273 Science is cool. 52 00:02:22,443 --> 00:02:23,609 What's that? 53 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:25,812 "Meet the man behind the dolls." 54 00:02:25,813 --> 00:02:27,613 And that's--that's kind of me. 55 00:02:27,614 --> 00:02:32,685 But Barbie somehow has stayed relevant. 56 00:02:32,686 --> 00:02:35,922 So are all the Barbies named Barbie? 57 00:02:35,923 --> 00:02:38,625 'Cause they're like--they're all different people and stuff. 58 00:02:38,626 --> 00:02:39,592 I don't understand. 59 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:41,794 Uh, 60 00:02:41,795 --> 00:02:44,764 yeah, there's, like, lawyer Barbie 61 00:02:44,765 --> 00:02:46,733 and Wet n Wild Barbie 62 00:02:46,734 --> 00:02:48,601 and President Barbie. 63 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:52,605 Yeah, but, um-- but they're all named Barbie? 64 00:02:52,606 --> 00:02:56,542 Uh, yeah. 65 00:02:56,543 --> 00:02:58,978 They should make a "Your Mom" Barbie, 66 00:02:58,979 --> 00:03:01,213 and she just lays around on the couch all day 67 00:03:01,214 --> 00:03:04,118 with a line of Kens outside her Dreamhouse. 68 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:07,820 Shut up, Butt-Head. Come on. 69 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:10,489 Yeah, that'd be cool, though. 70 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:12,825 There'd be a lot of people in her box, 71 00:03:12,826 --> 00:03:14,428 if you know what I mean. 72 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:16,195 Shut up, Butt-Head. 73 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:19,165 I think that collecting, right, it's not about amassing. 74 00:03:19,166 --> 00:03:20,532 Your mom is a collector. 75 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:23,403 She collects wieners. 76 00:03:24,671 --> 00:03:27,941 Shut up, Butt-Head. 77 00:03:27,942 --> 00:03:31,111 And the "Your Mom" Barbies are not in mint condition. 78 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:32,211 Come on. That's enough. 79 00:03:33,847 --> 00:03:35,081 It can be found used 80 00:03:35,082 --> 00:03:37,618 at every Saturday morning yard sale. 81 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:40,621 Laying around, hungover, 82 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:43,556 no idea where they are. 83 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:45,858 Enough, Butt-Head. Come on. 84 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:48,261 You know what I always wondered, Butt-Head? 85 00:03:48,262 --> 00:03:51,431 Does the Wicked Witch of the West have green boobs? 86 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,567 Don't change the subject, Beavis. 87 00:03:55,869 --> 00:03:58,739 All the Kens would be like, "Hello, Beavis. 88 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:01,642 I'm Ken, your new stepdad." 89 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:04,043 You could have dozens of different men 90 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:05,077 to abandon you. 91 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:10,916 The Beavis's mom Barbie Dreamhouse 92 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:14,754 is just like a mattress and a bottle of tequila. 93 00:04:17,058 --> 00:04:18,590 Damn it, Butt-Head. 94 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:21,160 I'm gonna kick your ass. 95 00:04:21,161 --> 00:04:24,029 With Beavis's Mom Barbie, all sales are final. 96 00:04:24,030 --> 00:04:26,366 Damn it, Butt-Head. 97 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:28,969 You know, 'cause dudes would just wanna, like, 98 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:30,569 use her and return her. 99 00:04:30,570 --> 00:04:31,771 Damn it, Butt-Head! 100 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:33,039 I'm gonna kick your ass! 101 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:35,641 Uh, just one more. 102 00:04:35,642 --> 00:04:36,842 Shut up, Butt-Head! 103 00:04:36,843 --> 00:04:37,910 Damn it, Beavis! 104 00:04:38,912 --> 00:04:40,147 The Beavis's Mom Barbie-- 105 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:43,816 Is only $30... 106 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:44,817 For a half hour. 107 00:04:46,586 --> 00:04:48,221 I'm gonna kill you, Butt-Head! 108 00:04:48,222 --> 00:04:51,825 Uh, where'd your ear go, dumbass? 109 00:04:51,826 --> 00:04:53,292 Never mind that, Butt-Head! 110 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,228 Where did my ear go? 111 00:04:55,229 --> 00:04:57,164 It's gotta be somewhere. 112 00:04:57,264 --> 00:04:58,330 Whoa, here it is. 113 00:04:58,331 --> 00:04:59,866 I found it. 114 00:04:59,867 --> 00:05:01,200 Whoa! 115 00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:02,969 That explosion really messed it up. 116 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:04,270 Yeah. 117 00:05:04,271 --> 00:05:06,505 Your ear is disgusting now. 118 00:05:06,506 --> 00:05:10,243 You know, um, I see a lot of ears like this in the woods. 119 00:05:10,343 --> 00:05:12,745 That's 'cause there's a lot of dumbasses in the woods 120 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:15,215 blowing their ears off. 121 00:05:15,216 --> 00:05:16,950 Hey, you said "blowing off." 122 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:22,021 Go ahead, and-- 123 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:24,057 There you go, Beavis. 124 00:05:24,058 --> 00:05:25,158 Good as new. 125 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:28,794 You know, I think I can actually hear better now! 126 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:30,730 - OK. - What? 127 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:32,231 Talk into my good ear! 128 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:37,738 Damn it! That sucks! 129 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,405 Uh, hmm. 130 00:05:39,406 --> 00:05:41,808 That must not be your ear after all. 131 00:05:41,809 --> 00:05:43,175 Let's keep looking. 132 00:05:44,978 --> 00:05:46,278 Ah, there it is. 133 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:47,914 Finally! 134 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:48,981 Whoa. 135 00:05:48,982 --> 00:05:51,584 It's all, like, burnt up. 136 00:05:51,585 --> 00:05:53,386 Cool, yeah. 137 00:05:55,189 --> 00:05:56,891 Hold still. 138 00:05:58,158 --> 00:05:59,225 There you go. 139 00:05:59,226 --> 00:06:01,594 All better. 140 00:06:01,595 --> 00:06:03,863 You guys better not have touched anything. 141 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:06,032 Nope. Everything's fine. 142 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:08,434 Nobody blew my ear off and put it back on. 143 00:06:08,435 --> 00:06:09,836 What the hell? 144 00:06:09,837 --> 00:06:11,570 What happened to your ear? 145 00:06:11,571 --> 00:06:13,406 Just a normal ear. 146 00:06:13,407 --> 00:06:16,109 I use it to listen to music, you know, stuff like that. 147 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:20,314 Uh, Beavis, 148 00:06:20,414 --> 00:06:23,549 I think your ear is, like, a bug or something. 149 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:26,018 What? 150 00:06:26,019 --> 00:06:27,287 Whoa! 151 00:06:27,288 --> 00:06:30,958 My ear is hauling ass. 152 00:06:38,765 --> 00:06:40,133 We have to find Beavis's ear 153 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,202 and get you out of here before my parents come outside 154 00:06:42,203 --> 00:06:44,003 and freak out. - OK. 155 00:06:44,004 --> 00:06:46,505 You ought to be able to find it, Beavis, 156 00:06:46,506 --> 00:06:48,908 'cause, like, your other senses are enhanced. 157 00:06:50,244 --> 00:06:52,078 Oh, yeah, yeah, that's true. 158 00:06:52,178 --> 00:06:54,313 I should try to spank my monkey. 159 00:06:54,314 --> 00:06:56,250 Don't spank your monkey in my backyard. 160 00:06:56,350 --> 00:06:58,384 I just blew my ear off, dumbass! 161 00:06:58,385 --> 00:07:00,120 What else am I supposed to do? 162 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:02,189 There it is. 163 00:07:02,289 --> 00:07:03,223 Uh-- 164 00:07:03,323 --> 00:07:04,524 oh, yeah. 165 00:07:08,695 --> 00:07:11,697 I'll just go ahead and glue this back on. 166 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:15,335 Guys, I don't think you can just epoxy it back on. 167 00:07:15,436 --> 00:07:16,670 It needs to be surgically reattached-- 168 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:18,070 All done! 169 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:19,638 Yeah. 170 00:07:19,639 --> 00:07:21,941 You glued it in the wrong place. 171 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:23,510 No, I didn't. 172 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:25,945 Uh--oh, yeah. 173 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,047 So I did. 174 00:07:28,482 --> 00:07:30,617 It's stuck on there pretty good. 175 00:07:30,618 --> 00:07:31,784 Oh, well. 176 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:33,486 You have to go to the hospital. 177 00:07:33,487 --> 00:07:35,187 Go. Hurry. 178 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:37,190 Yeah, yeah. 179 00:07:37,191 --> 00:07:38,557 This sucks. 180 00:07:38,558 --> 00:07:40,394 I got an ear on my forehead, 181 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:42,862 and I gotta walk to the dumbass hospital. 182 00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:44,330 Wait a second, Beavis. 183 00:07:44,331 --> 00:07:45,831 I got a better idea. 184 00:07:45,832 --> 00:07:48,702 Let's blow your ear back off with a rocket engine. 185 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:51,604 Then we can glue it back on the side of your head or something. 186 00:07:52,773 --> 00:07:54,541 Whoa, good idea, Butt-Head! 187 00:08:00,447 --> 00:08:01,614 What did you do? 188 00:08:01,615 --> 00:08:02,982 Don't worry, Cody. 189 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:04,383 We blew the ear off again, 190 00:08:04,384 --> 00:08:06,753 and now we can glue it back on in the right place. 191 00:08:06,854 --> 00:08:08,721 And also, we blew the ear off again, 192 00:08:08,722 --> 00:08:11,157 and now we can glue it back on in the right place. 193 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:12,258 See? 194 00:08:12,259 --> 00:08:14,493 You blew off the wrong ear. 195 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,596 Uh--oh, yeah. 196 00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:20,233 It's on the roof. 197 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:23,403 Uh, that sucks. 198 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,906 We should throw something at it to knock it down. 199 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:28,241 We could blow my ear off and throw that. 200 00:08:28,242 --> 00:08:29,576 Oh, good idea. 201 00:08:29,577 --> 00:08:31,343 I'm gonna get a rocket engine. 202 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:35,848 No, you can't blow your ears off in my backyard anymore. 203 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,550 What? That sucks. 204 00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:39,519 You're a selfish butthole, is what you are. 205 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,188 Get out of here. 206 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:44,090 Yeah, let's just go home, Butt-Head. 207 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:48,360 We learned a lesson here today, Beavis. 208 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:49,695 Cody sucks. 209 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:52,866 Yeah, and also, you know, we learned a lesson-- 210 00:08:52,867 --> 00:08:54,867 that Cody sucks. 211 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,702 Shut up, dumbass. 212 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:58,304 What? 213 00:08:58,305 --> 00:09:00,940 I said, shut up, dumbass. 214 00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:04,243 - What? - I said, shut up, dumbass. 215 00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:05,980 - What? - I said, shut up, dumbass! 216 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:08,682 What? 217 00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:11,818 - I said, shut up, dumbass! - What? 218 00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:25,666 Hello. 219 00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:27,800 I'm David van Driessen, 220 00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:31,704 educator and also amateur folk singer. 221 00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:33,573 I'm up here on top of a mountain, 222 00:09:33,574 --> 00:09:35,142 as you can see. 223 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:38,444 And there's something about that wonderful view 224 00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:42,148 that inspired me to write this song of nature. 225 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:43,482 OK. 226 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:49,154 ♪ Mountains, they soar above--♪ 227 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:50,456 OK, let me just-- 228 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:55,195 Let me just tune this up here. 229 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:58,231 This one is in open E, so it's very-- 230 00:09:59,566 --> 00:10:01,200 This will just take a second. 231 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:03,470 I'm sorry. Let me just-- 232 00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:06,071 ♪ Moun--♪ 233 00:10:06,072 --> 00:10:09,477 ♪ Mountains ♪ 234 00:10:09,577 --> 00:10:13,947 ♪ Mountains, mountains ♪ 235 00:10:13,948 --> 00:10:16,650 Oh, I see, I need to get it higher, just to-- 236 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:18,152 almost there. 237 00:10:20,588 --> 00:10:22,589 Mm. 238 00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:27,160 ♪ Mountains--♪ 239 00:10:27,161 --> 00:10:28,628 There, just a little. 240 00:10:39,340 --> 00:10:43,443 ♪ Mountains, they soar above--♪ 241 00:10:43,444 --> 00:10:44,645 Ah! 242 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:58,325 Hello? 243 00:10:58,425 --> 00:11:00,827 I was tuning to the wrong octave, 244 00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:03,997 and I snapped a string, which-- 245 00:11:03,998 --> 00:11:05,064 oh, no.